Well, it was really unclear whether Uncle Bill and his henchman responded to Ben Dover's letter with enough presets to save our friend. So, we'll let you all vote on it to determine his fate. Please choose one of the following:

Send him to the Land of the Winged Cats, there to fight for survival among the eugenically-challenged?

Have him appear with the hostess of The Weakest Link and have to put up with interviewing Wil Wheaton, best known as Wesley Crusher, from Star Trek - The Next Generation?

 

Give him a supporting role in Star Wars, Episode CCIV, where he gives counsel to Jabba the Hut?

 

Send him to some God-forsaken mountain in Afghanistan where he can help turn Osama's turban into offical Taliban black?